S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Video Games - Ep1]

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I'm not going to sugarcoat my new review for something that should be on youtube and it's countless clones, but at least this has not been unfairly been given flash awards since so little of this was even made in flash. You nailed the old skool games TV show style regardless of how it was made, but as an episode on it's own it's lacking since it plays out more like a teaser then an actual episode.

For newcomers I recommend the later episodes, because this one is so lacking it's almost like watching an advert for it on TV

[The Best of the BB # 1]

lolz it never ends...

The only signs of effort here was on the poop castle animation, the rest was generic thrown together stuff I see all the time around here with some toilet humor thrown in for good measure. Err0r gave you a horrible rep!? LMAO I know he's been an idiot lately but I think you've managed that bad rep on your own with this movie alone.

[VOTE FIFEN BITCHES!!!!!!!]

like watching the end of a tweening tutorial...

wow... ProfessorCunthor's review is the best XD but I bet the people after whistle points will remove that at some point. What can you say about this movie? It's Shape and Colour tweened lines with a black background... anything that can be described that quickly made in flash can't exactly be awesome... if you're stoned or something by all means enjoy this, but I've seen relaxing animations waaaaaay better then this before

[Rayearth Anime Music Vid]

hehehe I remeber this...

wow... longest... single tween in a movie... EVER! That's worth at least a 1! Ironic how you say the star syndicates dead to you yet here you've thrown a half assed movie together in an almost IDENTICAL STYLE to them! For anyone reading this as with many SS movies the entertainment lies in the movie reviews not the movie itself... that is if the users after whistle points haven't already removed the funny reviews >.>

Dreamseek responds:

I submitted this flash over three years ago while I was still a member of the SS.

[Dailytoon #278]

same old same old...

An advert for adult swims minori team show and a weird guy dancing... business as usual for the infamous SS... the business of churning out whatever the hell they want and using their numbers to protect it. There are some exceptions with the SS movies but as a general rule with you guys pretending a flash movies great doesn't mean it is >.>

[Dancin' Tifa]

ugh... right... lets try reviewing this again XP

Tifa practically has hentai written all over her (do I even need to say why? =P) so for that reason the massive amount of sexually frustrated viewers doesn't surprise me. It certainly hasn't aged well for a movie made in 2002 and I'm kind of at a loss for what to say about the animation.

I've seen some amazing effects done just with motion and shape tweening alone, but this looks like basic level stuff in comparison making this a "nothing too new or interesting" movie at best, but I doubt over half of those 50k viewers will have cared... =P

[R.I.P. LiveCorpse]

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benny hill + 3 pictures not even animated = not funny... geese... everyone abuses the Benny hill song so much it's losing any lolz it once had... it's like the chuck Norris of lol songs... please people quit spamming this on your movies! Granted I used it on one of mine but that was before I knew EVERYONE is using it >.>

[Man Wants To Be A Hero]

oh lordy...

what CrateOfRum said and you would do well to steer clear of linkin park, unless you happen to have instrumental versions of their songs somewhere (as in no singing >.>) it's the band of emos and nothing will ever change that

[Waffle X: Episode Two]

hehe you have returned i see...

Sweet someone else in Essex who isn't another generic essex boy! *salutes* sure the elitists will call this unoriginal, but frankly that's one of the easyist ways to make a cult hit especially on the internets. Keep it parody style, keep it funny and keep the animation to that standard and I don't know any reason this should fail.

Luckett-X responds:

Give it long enough and you might see other Essex locations pop up later on in the series like Neo-Romford and HYPER-BASILDON.

Thanks for the kind words.

[Charlie the Unicorn]

charlie!!!!!1 lol where were you newgrounds?

Certainly a lol movie but newgrounds only recognizes it once it's a hit on youtube? wow... this either slipped through the net or you guys are really shallow minded sometimes XD *waits for his review of truth to be deleted by deity whistle hungry members because he dissed newgrounds*