lot of truth here
First let's get this out of the way and let me make this point to the nubs reviewing, in big letters since even that will probably not get their attention:
EGORAPTOR DID NOT! I REPEAT! NOT MAKE THIS!
You captured the essence of the game good, especially the large amount of cheating ADHD like players who play these games the most (come on guys it's a fact and you know it lolz). The jokes were quality standard game in-joke stuff, but the style... geese... everyone stop jumping on the AWESOME bandwagon already. Sure your movie might get popular, but as these reviews demonstrate egoraptor is the one getting the praise from the nubs from your work, almost as if he invented the "videogame parody".
P.S. if you're reading this thinking "egoraptor did invent the videogame parody didn't he?" then just get off the internets... seriously...