S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hyrule Warriors]

Kinda random with the Ren and stimpy stuff there, but whatever. The funny thing is this video is actually accurate. Assumbing that the Ai of the enemies will be like those on dynasty warriors 8, then hyrule warriors is going to suuuuuuck.

Cameron-Ohara responds:

Yeah I gotta say I've never played a Dynasty Warriors game and enjoyed it. It's just the inclusion of Zelda characters that makes me drool. "Marketing tactics - go!"

[EBE 2: Electric Boogaloo]

On the fence with this one

This flash is your typical newgrounds stuff, genuine humour 1 minute and wtfs the rest of the time. It's a good idea, using peoples reviews as inspiration the problem here is keeping context. Giving you a 5 because I can't decide what to do with all that flash copypasta you did. You can't tell me none of those drawings were copied from other flash movies.

S13g responds:

The only part that was not actually drawn by me was the Phoenix Wright.

If originality is this important, be sure to throw away any hip-hop cd's or family guy dvds into the garbage. sorry.

[Rwd: 032 Orgasm Girl]

A few hours!? Hahaha

Rookie flash makers take note, this is how you make a parody of someone else without looking like an asshole. I'm guessing you came up with the voices first then everything just flowed from there, awesomeness.

LazyMuffin responds:

Not really, I wrote an outline in a couple of minutes and improvised a little bit.

[Spoof of the Colossus]

lols for those in the know

This was the epitome of video game in joke humour. animation was reasonable enough, I got a chuckle out of it, but people who've never played the game before will barely follow what's going on xP

doctormario responds:

Exactly. Thanks for your input though.

[Zone of the Awesome]

For better or worse... awesome refuses to die Dx

I don't even need to look at the reviews and I know at least 1 fanboy thinks this was made by egorator, such is the state of the whole 'AWESOME' movie themes right now.

The awesome movies are being done to death, but this is one of the better movies I've seen, finding the humour behind parts of the subject matter is what made this series so popular in the first place. You wanted critique so you will get it and apart from jumping on the awesome bandwagon, the main flaw with this movie was easily the sound, learn some better sound editing especially how to use noise reduction for next time x.x

Galneda responds:

Actually, I've read every review so far, and not a one thought I was him, rather either praised it for being an awesome-sauced movie that's NOT by Ego, or disagreeing with it being in the awesome-sauced sub-genre altogether.

In hind-sight, I should've detached it from the bandwagon, but at the same time, it got my second submission I've ever made into a collection that has made it easier to view for people who are just casually browsing the site.

Awesome-or-not, this flash was a good exercise, and gaining inspiration from the simplistic animating style of the VERY FIRST Metal Gear Awesome, I deemed the Awesome-genre to be a good test for my animating skills, as it wouldn't be too demanding, but it would be loose enough that I didn't have to follow a strict formula like the Madness series or something with limited artistic angles.

If the previous reviews are any indication, I think that was a good call. :)

Sound has been duely noted time and again, and I'm thankful for the reviews here that have brought that to my attention. I shant make the same mistake again! Thanks so much for the good review, man!

[YOU are a PIRATE!]

why didn't anyone think of this before?!

Quite possibly the best excuse to use "you are a pirate" ever, I could be all critical about the drawing but I won't since this was just made mostly for the lawls. The only thing I will say is it needed more pirated software examples for extra lolz.

Starogre responds:

it's for educational value. no one on newgrounds makes flash animation for others to learn from. that is where the idea came from. learning is success

[LongCat's Song]

*insert generic 4chan fanboy with aids quote here*

All you newbs shut the hell up already, if it was stolen it wouldn't be on the frontpage would it? =P

As for the movie anything 4chan related is pretty hard to rate, personally I know about it but since they have some of the most obscure pop culture jokes ever it makes it much harder to rate based on humour, so I think I'll stick with animation quality.

All I can say in that department is that it was so so really, most of it just had no real detail to it, you could even see the join lines of cast members on long cat which ruined the effect for me D: just more attention to details is needed next time I guess. If you think I'm being harsh just compare this movie to the 4chan movies by NCH then you'll get what I mean.

Okk responds:

I agree that the graphics could be tighter. I'll try to be a bit less sloppy in future projects. NCH set a pretty high standard to maintain, though.

[Grand Theft Awesome]

lot of truth here

First let's get this out of the way and let me make this point to the nubs reviewing, in big letters since even that will probably not get their attention:

EGORAPTOR DID NOT! I REPEAT! NOT MAKE THIS!

You captured the essence of the game good, especially the large amount of cheating ADHD like players who play these games the most (come on guys it's a fact and you know it lolz). The jokes were quality standard game in-joke stuff, but the style... geese... everyone stop jumping on the AWESOME bandwagon already. Sure your movie might get popular, but as these reviews demonstrate egoraptor is the one getting the praise from the nubs from your work, almost as if he invented the "videogame parody".

P.S. if you're reading this thinking "egoraptor did invent the videogame parody didn't he?" then just get off the internets... seriously...

Oney responds:

100% agree with you dude