S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Peanut Butter Jelly 2006]

o_O

Who the hell decided a bannana doing a pelvic thrust had anything to do with a peanut butter jellysong in the first place? Guess that's one mystery I should look into... subject matter wasn't exactly inspired here but it was the random cameos and parody elements that made this fun to watch XD

P.S. lmao at the sim date reference

TheBananaMan responds:

I don't even know how this originated. All I've heard is that it came from a "L337" inside joke. Maybe some Counter-Strike thing.

[WadeFulp: Internet Badass]

lol

I honestly despise member ass kissing days like this... but unlike most tributes this was actually funny! So 'oh snap' is Wade's catchphrase... I always wondered where that came from XD

f0d responds:

GrandfatherClock made up the whole "oh snap! a millipede" thing, and Wade stole it from him. Numerous times. lol

But the term "oh snap" was around like before that.

And today certainly isn't an "ass-kissing" day :P
Almost all of the flashes were insulting to wade, not praising him ;)

[Inuyasha's Halloween]

inuyasha? hmm...

Never seen the anime for this but the style was instantly reconisable, funny and even poked fun at itself which is always a good thing. Thought this was be just a crappy cash in on a haloween themed movie but it was actually not bad...

MC-Huggies responds:

I'm not sure exactly when KagomeHigurashi wrote the script, but we actually started making plans for this flash near the beginning of summer. Halloween is just one of our favourite holidays and I certainly don't intend to "cash in" on themes like that.
Thanks for taking the time to watch it.

[BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods]

not bad... but yo.. wtf...

I smell a fad... if this is number 1 in the portal (as of 19th of October 05) and is the best newgrounds has to offer, then I'm "the god" of bitching about Flash movies... ¬_¬

The graphics were fairly basic and although it started out funny, the "dude where's my car" like humour soon got old...

LOLZ if I put random insults in each sentance and/or referance to peoples naughty bits it makes it funny XD OMG WTF BBQ YEAH BITCH BOOBIES!

Trying not to sound too much like an abusive review (although by now something tells me it's too late ¬_¬) As a movie concept this is good for drawing a crowd of viewers with it's certainly undemanding ADHD light hearted humour... but not THAT good to be this high up...

ChrisNosal responds:

Nah, I don't think you're abusive.

Yeah, some aspects of the humor are imature, but I feel there's more to it than that. I mean, I don't just think the God is funny because he says "fuck." It's also funny to me that there is an ancient God in the middle of the jungle, in the shape of a giant stone, who speaks in modern day vernacular. Same goes for Native Aztecs with Swedish accents who talk about turnips.

[ButtMastas IV]

What the?

Where have I heard that song before... oh snap! Now I know! Not bad remix song but as for the 'paypal donations' comment... you exspect to be paid for this?! Get back to some REAL flash work then... XD

rexCo responds:

ill keep that in mind

[What is a flash?]

lol.. conclusion... mostly waffle...

I was thinking you would be onto something here and my opinions on the locks as a whole group would improve, but by the end this sounded like the speech between the architect and Neo in the matrix 2... in your efforts to sound highly academic and professional (funny considering those google images in the background XD) I'd wager you barely understood that yourself by the end if at all!

Saying something isn't a flash may be used too much around here, but over half the users here wouldn't exactly win any intelligence tests...

The issue I assumbe you were discussing was it's more a case of anyone can do flash movies but not anyone can do it well... it's a versatile program but as with any it has it's limits, however if a movie has genuine effort put into it (more then a couple days worth unless they work flat out -_-) it still counts as a flash movie... and that's putting meaning aside and not examining the meanings of the flash movie content... and that considered too locky guys.... could fill a fucking book you could go on that long about it...

Anyways I was hoping to be enlightened by this... when in fact the parts that weren't waffle I already knew! But hey whatever to each their own... ¬_¬

JujubeLock responds:

You can fill a book about anything. I had some difficulty understanding the message you were attempting to convey with this review, so I'll just leave it at that.

[DANSE PARTY!!1111]

lmao... abandoned collab...

You call this an abandoned collab? I can't see any difference between this and your usual stuff... XD

More of the same... but hey whatever makes you happy...

AlbinoClock responds:

No. You're dumb, learn to read. Work It was a FROM an abandoned collab, so I put it here because I like it.

[gayGroup TT #15]

hmm... nope... same buissness as usual...

Never noticed before that these were 'time trial' movies which partly explains why they tend to mostly suck since your time trial to complete must be about a day or less... only a godlike animator or a lifeless hermit could make something good in that time and you are niether of these.

I do understand one thing about the locks and glocks now... it's a cult attempt to have a common style to make it easier to bring people together... and of course there's the pissing people off which you must find orgasmic because it's made the various cults that do it at least double (first the star syndicate, clockcrew not so much but then also piconjo, locks, isonfire, the power rangers and of course you guys...)

The main reason you guys suck though is most the movies you make are all the bloody same! A individual style of each animator rarily comes accross because the WTF formula and OMG MOTION TWEENING OF MY GLOCK WHO PWNS J00 ALL! Is almost always the same!

But hey you guys all the want to be the same like a bunch of wiggers, cheerleaders or basically jackasses and get sexual pleasure from pissing people off to each their own... just don't be exspected to get paid for it like a job because you'll have plenty of company ¬_¬

TheGlockGroup responds:

tldr

Are you expecting people to read that shit?