S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]

clock crew? uh oh...

I just had to see the word clock in the author names and alarm bells started ringing in my head... the clocks kissing anyone's asses other then there own? fat chance of that... CC WANTS ATTENTION MOVIE AHOY! Geese newbgrounds these jokes stopped being funny years ago get with the times and to the lady with the clock crew on her chest wow things are getting out of hand if even the fairer sex are starting to jump on this... 'thing' of a bandwagon that refuses to die.

I await blams from the CC members who can't handle the truth in this post.

[KR47: Haircut]

Dude what the hell? XD

For a movie with so little content the wtf dialogue made it strangely entertaining. I was half exspecting this to be some animated improvised mic chat like 'ordinary conversation' but I was wrong and it had it's own unique charm to it.

[How to be a Guitar Hero]

Better then I thought... just about...

The first 3rd of this was you pretty much you fooling around with Guitar Hero and although thankfully the video got a lot more interesting then just some guy showing off his skills, this is still pretty much "Afro-Ninja <3's guitar hero the movie" This is barely worthy of frontpage imo, but regardless props for making this much more interesting to watch then it could have been.

[My New Grounds]

o_o hey....

Well I gotta say that's a killer formula for a frontpage even if I generally don't like movies that praise newgrounds like this (I dunno why maybe I'm a bastard like that or something x.x), this is bandwagon and TV advert worthy all rolled into one... well maybe not so much the bandwagon since they would all sound pretty similar after the first 2 or 3 or so. Only possible areas for improvement to speak of would be somehow making the animation and video more seamless as well as drawing the keyboard he's typing on perhaps? But that might be more personal preference then anything else.

[TWEEN: A Flash Odyssey]

rtil>starsyndicate... fact

Oh god how I cringe remembering not being able to even tween back when the newest version of flash was version 5. I can't really think of much to fault, I thought it was too short, but that's probably more of a personal preference of mine.

[Rocket Crotch]

Woah... k...

I'm kinda lost for words on this one, your style for some reason reminds me of an artist I forget the name of and Roah Dahl with a modern twist added to it. Not much to say on the story really since you clearly went for a parody version of 'generic normal guy turns hero' story but the style is awesome.

It's neither ugly and inexperienced nor flawlessy polished to death, its somewhere inbetween . Not much more to say really, it's an interesting style you use, the only complaints are more technical ones like you friends recordings sound a lot still like they're straight from a microphone if that makes sense. There also seems to be some kind of problem with sound and animation timings and besides jack I never really saw much frame by frame, but hey it's your first submission if there wasn't areas for improvement it would make you a freak of nature! x.x

[The Truth Is]

6 minutes of this? Ugh... old concept revived...

This would have been funny back when stuff like amv hell first came out, but now that's on it's 4th and final version, we have the Pheonix Wright flash movies which basically rip off that whole sound overlaying concept, countless amvs which also try it and well... what else is there left to say? There's only a couple of these that are lolz worthy the rest just felt like a bad case of dejavu

[Awesome's Creed]

meh...

Using someone elses style to get frontpage? Not cool man not cool... It's like the start of the Pheonix Wright thing all over again... only with more effort... or something... x.x

AlmightyHans responds:

i didn't to get this front page in fact i thought it was just going to pass by through the portal and never be seen again. this was just somthing i did in like 6-8 hours to have fun and be experimental. no one had copied a style of somone, predicting what it would be like if he/she made a cartoon about him.