S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Charlie The Unicombat]

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first let me start by saying i apologize to newgrounds for my charlie the unicorn review which was pretty much completely wrong. as for this movie... ugh... you most likely ripped the unicorns straight from the original and the rest to be frank looks pretty thrown together.

It's just a standard issue no brainer violent rampage movie with a unicorn theme, these kind of movies always make me feel like I'm watching someone who's played a videogame to death and knows it near perfectly, which trust me is boring when it does nothing I haven't seen 10+ times before like this movie >.>

digitalk responds:

Thanks... i think?

[Salad Fingers Episode 8]

as weird and uneventful as ever

Every time I think you're killed him off he comes back for more... then again I doubt many flash artists would have the guts to kill the character that got them infamous in the first place.

What can I say really? Nothing too new or interesting but also nothing to please the mindless mortal kombat style violence lovers around here like some of your stuff does. For the fans this is good stuff even though you guys seem to like ANYTHING David makes >.> but for everyone else... just.... meh....

[Do not underestimate PS3]

ok...

The animation was ok I guess and I understand your Microsoft fanboy hate, but you really needed to put more thought into this. The rest of my comments pretty much mirror everyone elses, the Playstation 3 isn't a bad console it just suffers from the same arrogance problems as the Sega Saturn did. It's overpriced, trying to force the gaming industry to go faster then it needs to and because of that game companies are less keen to support to because they know they have to work harder to get the most out of the hardware.

[Xombie Chapter 10]

an indifferent experience

I'm a little undecided on this one, I see where the big fans are coming from though in their disappointment. since your humble beginnings the xombie world has changed quite a lot, but it's not even to make the story more endearing oh hells no... it's to make it more marketable to the mortal kombat, demonic and other gothic superhero lovers out there.

We don't want another Blade, Dante or Vanhelsing, we want something deeper like you first planned, which raises questions like what makes us human, not some chosen one reference garbage you threw in at the end, which I'm sure you pay far more reference to in this comic book of yours I'm sure you're concentrating on now.

P.S. please tell me that wasn't linkin park at the end... jesus the only way you could be more predictable would be if you used something by Marilin Manson! True a guys gotta make a living but you're better then this and it was what made you stand out of the crowd to begin with

jamesfarr responds:

Not Linkin Park.

[Shawn's adventures 01]

lol...

Only 2 reviews here but frankly we don't even need any others. I don't fully understand the 'more then one person worked on this when they clearly didn't' trick but I do know it's one of the oldest tricks in the book and that you 2 are probably from the kitty krew... what exactly makes you guys better then the other groups again? Anyway enjoy your 5 minutes of fame before fading into obscurity unless you're willing to ACTUALLY PUT IN EFFORT next time

GreenKitten responds:

Actually 1 guy 2 accounts. I just co'ed my main because I forgot I was logged into my other account.

[LUV ANNE ^___^]

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ah the old using a second user to get your movie protected trick. I'm all for the love tributes but not for 5 minute job garbage like this and if you can't see why I pity whoever teaches you lolz.

[Clock Suckers Episode 6]

join the nintendo fanclub! SHUTYOURFUCKINGMOUTH!XD

Mike and Andy Parker's humour is pretty random sometimes it's top notch and other times it just plain sucks, fortunately this was somewhere in about the middle of the scale. The backgrounds you used were top notch for the scenes but there was a few continuity problems for example Mortal Kombat goro 1980s? LMAO Yeah right someone didn't research very hard... I guess the main criticism here was that you wasn't very consistent with your choices of games in terms of time of release you just seemed to pick the games you knew about to be able to mock easy. Not bad but next time you wanna mock games pick a stronger theme then "the games I played a kid" >.>

parks2 responds:

First off - It was Atari - Nintendo - Sega. Mortal Kombat was on Sega Genesis. "LMAO someone did research very hard"

Whats wrong with mocking games I played? Would you rather I mocked games I've never played?

As for picking games that are easy to mock...how many other Ecco The Dolphin or Double Dribble references do you see in flashes?

Anywho, thanks for the review, but your comments are retarded.

[Metropolis Circuit]

very much a taster... gives so little away @_@

RTIL+ "i've never spent more time and effort on a flash than this one." you KNOW there's going to be some major fireworks just from rtil saying that. The backgrounds looked a little sketchy in places but that just highlights the fact more that you spent god knows how long just on the frame by frame. You could only improve this through having more experience rather then the effort you put into it, that's not something many flash artists can say about their work and at your rate I doubt lack of experience will be a problem for much longer...

[Spittin' Narcissism]

Why I never heard this before? oh it's hiphop...

Psycosis91 made this? Well no wonder it's on the frontpage... It has to be said sprite movies and hiphop have a lot to answer for in particular the latter. That aside however as a movie concept this is great, but something just doesn't feel right about it, I could easily say because it has Vega talking crap even for him in hiphop style but that's the whole point.

I guess the real problem is this just seems to be lacking any real polish to it I guess which isn't like you at all, with the exception of the effects at the start and the end of the movie it's as if this is one of your newer movies or something.

Just because you got a little fame now that's no excuse to get lazy on some of the projects because people will love it anyway since they're fans, it ticks me off when flash artists do that and this is no exception.

Psycosis91 responds:

It's awesome that I'm now expected to make raise the bar for every flash movie I make when I only started making them to have fun and make movies I can be proud of. I'm not getting lazy, I just didn't work on it for 8 freakin' months.

[Wonchop Demo Reel 07]

wah @_@

Chain reviews!? who let the idiots in from newbtube? GTFO lol

Anywho what can I say about this video tbh? I remember when you had a load of haters calling you a newb and now you have enough material to fill a showreel... and the full song for that matter! It's kinda inspiring knowing how far you've improved, in fact I'd go as far to say you're too good to be associated with the locks now imo =P