S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Joe's Greatest Hits]

JOE cartoon?! No... wait... ah bullshit...

What can be said really? Possibly the pioneer of wtf random violence in flash animation... however this movie is REALLY nothing but an advertisement for YOUR DVD!

Now correct me if I'm wrong which I highly doubt, but unless I'm mistaken advertisement movies are against newgrounds policy are they not? Probably because it steals some of the traffic newgrounds would otherwise be getting... but still...

It's probably because of your status newgrounds is kissing your ass and being a sellout once again, despite it's guideleines it's spent ages deciding and seems to have just thrown out the window and possibly may even rewrite.

I respect you as an artist for what you have done showing what flash can do when it was still a very new program, but the circumstances under which this movie is on this site I am highly unimpressed with...

[SSS: Episode Two]

o_O

Never seen your stuff before but a curious concept... makes me want to see what else you've done which can only be a good thing

[BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods]

not bad... but yo.. wtf...

I smell a fad... if this is number 1 in the portal (as of 19th of October 05) and is the best newgrounds has to offer, then I'm "the god" of bitching about Flash movies... ¬_¬

The graphics were fairly basic and although it started out funny, the "dude where's my car" like humour soon got old...

LOLZ if I put random insults in each sentance and/or referance to peoples naughty bits it makes it funny XD OMG WTF BBQ YEAH BITCH BOOBIES!

Trying not to sound too much like an abusive review (although by now something tells me it's too late ¬_¬) As a movie concept this is good for drawing a crowd of viewers with it's certainly undemanding ADHD light hearted humour... but not THAT good to be this high up...

ChrisNosal responds:

Nah, I don't think you're abusive.

Yeah, some aspects of the humor are imature, but I feel there's more to it than that. I mean, I don't just think the God is funny because he says "fuck." It's also funny to me that there is an ancient God in the middle of the jungle, in the shape of a giant stone, who speaks in modern day vernacular. Same goes for Native Aztecs with Swedish accents who talk about turnips.

[Sonic Shorts Collection]

Sweet! Welcome to Newgrounds!

I've seen most of these on Deviantart and they were all great, but it's even better to see them somewhere where they can get more public exposure... and rightly deserved! You have a good grasp of the Sonic style, yet are still adventurous with the joke concepts without making them too out of character, what else needs to be said really? A Great Sonic themed shorts collection movie

[Man Gets Broadband]

lol

Funny because to a degree it's so true XD By the end the randomity was a little like wtf but hey it's just a bit of fun... ^^;

[ButtMastas IV]

What the?

Where have I heard that song before... oh snap! Now I know! Not bad remix song but as for the 'paypal donations' comment... you exspect to be paid for this?! Get back to some REAL flash work then... XD

rexCo responds:

ill keep that in mind

[What is a flash?]

lol.. conclusion... mostly waffle...

I was thinking you would be onto something here and my opinions on the locks as a whole group would improve, but by the end this sounded like the speech between the architect and Neo in the matrix 2... in your efforts to sound highly academic and professional (funny considering those google images in the background XD) I'd wager you barely understood that yourself by the end if at all!

Saying something isn't a flash may be used too much around here, but over half the users here wouldn't exactly win any intelligence tests...

The issue I assumbe you were discussing was it's more a case of anyone can do flash movies but not anyone can do it well... it's a versatile program but as with any it has it's limits, however if a movie has genuine effort put into it (more then a couple days worth unless they work flat out -_-) it still counts as a flash movie... and that's putting meaning aside and not examining the meanings of the flash movie content... and that considered too locky guys.... could fill a fucking book you could go on that long about it...

Anyways I was hoping to be enlightened by this... when in fact the parts that weren't waffle I already knew! But hey whatever to each their own... ¬_¬

JujubeLock responds:

You can fill a book about anything. I had some difficulty understanding the message you were attempting to convey with this review, so I'll just leave it at that.