S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ForkClock: Pandas Day Out]

nipples ich... yo wtf...

The spazzy panda was funny, it's just a shame about everything else... but that's your average clock, lock, glock, block movie quality for ya, a good idea but everything around it rarly constructed well.

P.S. as much as I wish I was making this up I'm not... ALL of those groups exist... bloody sheep... ¬_¬

ForkClock responds:

i know they all exist. and im still pretty new to flash, so im not very good with everything yet. at least you gave an honest review though so for that i thank you.

[Peanut Butter Jelly 2006]

o_O

Who the hell decided a bannana doing a pelvic thrust had anything to do with a peanut butter jellysong in the first place? Guess that's one mystery I should look into... subject matter wasn't exactly inspired here but it was the random cameos and parody elements that made this fun to watch XD

P.S. lmao at the sim date reference

TheBananaMan responds:

I don't even know how this originated. All I've heard is that it came from a "L337" inside joke. Maybe some Counter-Strike thing.

[WadeFulp: Internet Badass]

lol

I honestly despise member ass kissing days like this... but unlike most tributes this was actually funny! So 'oh snap' is Wade's catchphrase... I always wondered where that came from XD

f0d responds:

GrandfatherClock made up the whole "oh snap! a millipede" thing, and Wade stole it from him. Numerous times. lol

But the term "oh snap" was around like before that.

And today certainly isn't an "ass-kissing" day :P
Almost all of the flashes were insulting to wade, not praising him ;)

[BB - Halloween Collab]

... blocks...

Soon as I saw the title I thought I was going to be sick... these group variations of the clocks are turning like a disease spreading throughout the flash community...

Despite my feelings on this lack of originality though with animation factions, this was actually better then a lot of the average movies I've seen done by the clocks, locks and glocks...

I despise the thought of another clock crew ripoff group and I heard a rumour even the creator of strawberry clock is starting to regret it now because he's sick of the rip offs, but treating this movie like none the other groups exist it's ok I guess... ¬_¬

ThornBerryBlock responds:

WE'RE ORIGINAL! :0

[Inuyasha's Halloween]

inuyasha? hmm...

Never seen the anime for this but the style was instantly reconisable, funny and even poked fun at itself which is always a good thing. Thought this was be just a crappy cash in on a haloween themed movie but it was actually not bad...

MC-Huggies responds:

I'm not sure exactly when KagomeHigurashi wrote the script, but we actually started making plans for this flash near the beginning of summer. Halloween is just one of our favourite holidays and I certainly don't intend to "cash in" on themes like that.
Thanks for taking the time to watch it.

[BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods]

not bad... but yo.. wtf...

I smell a fad... if this is number 1 in the portal (as of 19th of October 05) and is the best newgrounds has to offer, then I'm "the god" of bitching about Flash movies... ¬_¬

The graphics were fairly basic and although it started out funny, the "dude where's my car" like humour soon got old...

LOLZ if I put random insults in each sentance and/or referance to peoples naughty bits it makes it funny XD OMG WTF BBQ YEAH BITCH BOOBIES!

Trying not to sound too much like an abusive review (although by now something tells me it's too late ¬_¬) As a movie concept this is good for drawing a crowd of viewers with it's certainly undemanding ADHD light hearted humour... but not THAT good to be this high up...

ChrisNosal responds:

Nah, I don't think you're abusive.

Yeah, some aspects of the humor are imature, but I feel there's more to it than that. I mean, I don't just think the God is funny because he says "fuck." It's also funny to me that there is an ancient God in the middle of the jungle, in the shape of a giant stone, who speaks in modern day vernacular. Same goes for Native Aztecs with Swedish accents who talk about turnips.

[All NG Fads Die!!! 3!!!]

hells yeah! Although...

I love stuff like this because you make mince meat out of the fakers of flash who don't realise outside the net or even just this website would probably be mocked to death. Although comparing stuff like salad fingers and the clocks to something like 'There She Is' and "HOY TE AMO" is kinda redundant since they're not even in the same league.

There was some varied skill levels here and the newb... I mean Star Syndicate! Taunts really made me laugh. But the main thing that brings this down was the countless double standards, for example you hate the clocks yet you had 'Wonchop' a member of the locks in the collab!!! They're no better dammit! Unless he left them or something...

Not exactly a perfect movie but you had a good stab at mocking some of the biggest joke Flash movie 'artists' in history... and insulted some of the genuine hard workers too... but hey to each their own, I'm sure the ones who should be bothered about this movie mocking them won't be ¬_¬

MACception responds:

We don't HATE these characters bro. We just had some fun. We tried to make it clear in the desclaimer and description...but, i guess we aren't perfect.

-LP

[ButtMastas IV]

What the?

Where have I heard that song before... oh snap! Now I know! Not bad remix song but as for the 'paypal donations' comment... you exspect to be paid for this?! Get back to some REAL flash work then... XD

rexCo responds:

ill keep that in mind

[What is a flash?]

lol.. conclusion... mostly waffle...

I was thinking you would be onto something here and my opinions on the locks as a whole group would improve, but by the end this sounded like the speech between the architect and Neo in the matrix 2... in your efforts to sound highly academic and professional (funny considering those google images in the background XD) I'd wager you barely understood that yourself by the end if at all!

Saying something isn't a flash may be used too much around here, but over half the users here wouldn't exactly win any intelligence tests...

The issue I assumbe you were discussing was it's more a case of anyone can do flash movies but not anyone can do it well... it's a versatile program but as with any it has it's limits, however if a movie has genuine effort put into it (more then a couple days worth unless they work flat out -_-) it still counts as a flash movie... and that's putting meaning aside and not examining the meanings of the flash movie content... and that considered too locky guys.... could fill a fucking book you could go on that long about it...

Anyways I was hoping to be enlightened by this... when in fact the parts that weren't waffle I already knew! But hey whatever to each their own... ¬_¬

JujubeLock responds:

You can fill a book about anything. I had some difficulty understanding the message you were attempting to convey with this review, so I'll just leave it at that.

[DANSE PARTY!!1111]

lmao... abandoned collab...

You call this an abandoned collab? I can't see any difference between this and your usual stuff... XD

More of the same... but hey whatever makes you happy...

AlbinoClock responds:

No. You're dumb, learn to read. Work It was a FROM an abandoned collab, so I put it here because I like it.