S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[gayGroup TT #15]

hmm... nope... same buissness as usual...

Never noticed before that these were 'time trial' movies which partly explains why they tend to mostly suck since your time trial to complete must be about a day or less... only a godlike animator or a lifeless hermit could make something good in that time and you are niether of these.

I do understand one thing about the locks and glocks now... it's a cult attempt to have a common style to make it easier to bring people together... and of course there's the pissing people off which you must find orgasmic because it's made the various cults that do it at least double (first the star syndicate, clockcrew not so much but then also piconjo, locks, isonfire, the power rangers and of course you guys...)

The main reason you guys suck though is most the movies you make are all the bloody same! A individual style of each animator rarily comes accross because the WTF formula and OMG MOTION TWEENING OF MY GLOCK WHO PWNS J00 ALL! Is almost always the same!

But hey you guys all the want to be the same like a bunch of wiggers, cheerleaders or basically jackasses and get sexual pleasure from pissing people off to each their own... just don't be exspected to get paid for it like a job because you'll have plenty of company ¬_¬

TheGlockGroup responds:

tldr

Are you expecting people to read that shit?

[Daily2oon10012005]

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More of the same, whatever meaning these flash movies have was lost long ago and this collection doesn't even have relevance to the menu or even the author comments.

Yep Buissness as usual for the stars... the buissness of sucking and taking any and all the attention they can get... now make yourself famous somewhere OUTSIDE newgrounds and your own little cult site... I'd like to see that happen... XD

TheStarSyndicate responds:

OKAY FAG JUST WATCH ME.

Or maybe not because it's only funny when we're bothering the morons that visit this site. For example, YOU.

[Abstraction]

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Yeah a little TOO abstract especially for around here, that coupled with the fact it was an embedded movie it makes it hard to tell if any of the sequence was really done in flash apart from the preloader...

Out of curiousity though which version of flash did you use to import the movie?

int3rmissio responds:

Everything was made in flashMX some times ago, then exported as an embdded movie. I've just re-imported it (compress/resize), then put a preloader.

[StrawberryClock Interview]

Milking time?... lol wtf

Not my favorite kind of movie, but anyone who takes a stab at mocking the clock crew or any of it's other similar sheep cults is ok by me... keep up the promising... though slightly random work ^^;

alby-p responds:

thanks.

[Tom fights the Ninjas]

What the fudge?

Nice to see a fellow brit here, but tell me if you're 10 why does your newgrounds profile and voice give me the vibe your 15? *shrugs*

I honestly didn't know wether you were being serious or taking the piss with this movie, but since you have 5 other submissions I would definatly say you're 15 and you're most certainly taking the piss with this...

TomSka responds:

lol..

[Funky Car IV]

lol...

Looks like a Flash signature for forum posts... one question... why should I give a shit?

What's this? The Star Syndicate was involved in this? Why am I not surprised... you guys could film someone taking a shit and it would get through on here because of your "lolz mass voting"

You attention whores are why the public voting system doesn't work... nothing more needs to be said really...

psychojester responds:

umm we havent mass voted in over a year.
its pretty much impossible on this site now cause you cant even use proxies any ways
please stfu and stop accusing us of false accusations. just because YOU dont get us, doesn't mean every one else is that fucking retarted.

[Foamy in "Internet Date"]

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Reasonable gag... but the whole Foamy idea was just an attempt to please the anti foamy fans... it just always makes movies like this a bit of a cop out because you're using something someone else has done to get your average at best movie protected... gimmicks certainly work around here... *cough* Halo themed movies! *cough*

Frankiedaman responds:

ok

[Sonic Epoch ep. 3]

hmm... seems familiar....

I think I remeber seeing your stuff on sheezyart... god rest it's probably dead soul..

This reminded me a LOT of those shitty collections the clock crew and star syndicate do on set subjects (in fact pretty much all collabs by them that they do on a regular basis! XD)... but the main difference being you put in more then 10 minutes worth of effort... Although I'd like to see if bricktop is capable of doing a movie without a sex theme at some point or is he just a poor sexually frustrated soul? -_-

FatBadger responds:

A movie with no sexual themes would be ghey. This isnt fucking Sesame street its Epoch. Sheezy is probably gone for good, it was a POS slow site.

[Clockday - The End]

another C.D. late arrival eh?

This was reasonable I suppose... except the shooting himself at the end... reading into it too much, that proves my point about the clocks and it's wannabes taking their community too seriously... but an average movie really...

SwitchBladeClock responds:

lawwllfg

[=Grand Theft Auto Collab=]

lmao... why am I not surprised...

I don't even know why you bothered making your own groups for the star syndicate, the glocks and so on because if this is anything to go by you're all cut from the same shit covered cloth...

The funnyist part is this shit wasn't even original either! Because coolboyman and a few others have already pretty muched milked this concept to death.

I'd love to see you guys get these kind of movies protected anywhere else without kissing someone high ranked ass over and over behind the scenes, because frankly you would fail... 100 times over... and you know it which is why you only do it here...

Starberry responds:

Coolboyman's collections are mostly based on TV shows, not video games, and they are not made in this style. If you look at the HL2 and WoW collabs, you will notice that they do follow a same rhythm, but one much different than the CBM collections.

In your last paragraph, I assume you are referring to the so called "Mass Voting". Well I submitted this movie at 2:00 AM my time and it passed judgement with a score of 2.1.

You can't mass vote a 2.1 at 2 AM in the morning.