S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[HaloQuickie#1]

blegh... I'm not anti Halo but...

Let's see here... blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa writes: (nice name btw dude it's like something out of shakespear!)

"Its good to because its halo"

Well that exactly is the heart of my disgust with this movie, using an existing franchise to sell mediocre at best gags is just plain wrong. You may be a starting out artist but I'm sure you're better then this, keep with your other format of Flash movies and keep improving there, by all means do game parodys but don't use a game as a safety blanket to help make a joke funnier... =/

[Chick Magnet]

What a waste...

The setup with the guy suddenly having an Asian accent was a good starting point for some potentially funny stuff, but from there the gags were just plain not funny basically... if anything saves this movie it will have to be the graphics...

[Xeon's Revenge Part: 1]

Top marks on effort!

The graphics weren't exactly amazing but there seemed to be a ton of effort put into this... in order to improve the graphics this could only be done through practice. The best part is it's a DBZ Flash and it's NOT a sprite movie HORAY! However don't let the standard drop on further instalements otherwise this will neaver last...

[Sonic Matrixa Trailer 1/3]

Not bad...

Definatly one of the higher ranking sprite movies in my book, however I despise people who say 'vote high on this if you want to see the rest' People are going to vote based on the quality anways which should tell you enough if people give a shit about your movie! You badly attempting to bribe people just sounds pathetic... in terms of movie plot content this wasn't too original but lets see where this goes...

ampedMIKAEL responds:

I never asked anyone to vote higher, and I certainly did not Bribe anyone. Please look at my description before you vote though next time, so you can actually see what im saying, Thanks.

[AntiClockClock Engagement]

huh?

That was like something out of the twilight zone! 2 anti clocks getting married... neaver thought I would see that! It was almost like watching a soap opera only without things going wrong... dammit I'm so used to seeing violent, stupid, weird and/or amusing flashs movie I dunno what to make of this...

AntiClockClock responds:

Well thanks for the 6 anyhow!

[Trek Trek]

hmm..

The thought of Star Trek and stereotypes got my interest because the show's so typical of it. The humour wasn't anything amazing and neither was the sound, but your style and the stereotypes were spot on!

*sees the heart silohette at the end* wtf.... talk about random...

[No such thing]

Certainly different I'll give ya that

30 pussies?! The animal or the other thing? In either case... Cahlon can you say... self control!?

I swear this movie had other sexual seggestions... but it's kinda funny how you opted for the more innocent interpretation, only thing that lets this down is the graphics were a little too basic, but this was a cool break from the usual Flash movies you get on there...

[Awkward Moments Site]

Thanks for sharing all those fettishs -_-....

WTF? Don't get the message of this... at first I thought it was some kind of porn self endorsement, but dare I say it's there's a fucking moral in here somewhere! *walks off trying to work out wtf the point of that was*

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll3]

Again with the one ring? hmm...

Loved the original trailer (as well as the extra trailers on this) but I question why you keep coming back to this LOTR theme, I guess it's fun to see how much you've improved, but in all honestly this is far from you best work...

[Gaming Slacker]

Shit... I know so many people like this...

Man I used to game like that, as well as some of my friends. I've kinda given up now, but I haven't fully broken the habit yet, but Newgrounds would probably know if I had, because I would have put a couple more quality Flash movies on here by now!

*hugs his PS2 controller*

Ahem... sorry waffeling there... anyways getting onto the review, the graphics weren't amazing but this had a slightly amusing and important message for all gamers... and I think it was the first moral you crossed out at the end ^^"