S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[8 ramdom movies]

random indeed ^^"

LOL great humour much enjoyed that, especially the kill pie man and Taliban sketchs (though I could've done a better asian accent =/)

This settles it! My next Flash is going to be a compilation of shorts! Cya around man keep the madness coming ^^

RogerregoRRoger responds:

yeah i know the accents are bad..i quickly did it at work when everyone was off for lunch break O_o
so your the second one i convinced to make more random movies..well good luck ^_^

[Imp episode 20]

Ah! It's finally here!

Been kinda weird, since this and the previous episode I've seen slowely go through production and I even had influence on this one in the final stages ^_^

As I said originally, the mini game was a decent break from the norm to make this episode more memorable, is it just me or did the original version have more chances to kick John? Either that or I was screwing the mini game up too much when I first tried it -_-

Only complaint is you seemed to have changed the text font for the subtitles, not to show off but from Showcard Gothic to Arial? The font change itself I have no problem with, but some of the subtitles have suffered due to now taking a different amount of space. Of course I could also point out the voice quality problems but it's pointless since it's been a problem throughout the series and there seems little has changed despite your efforts, although at least you have female voices now ^_^

Roll on further episodes... and a possible cameo YAY! =D

RogerregoRRoger responds:

no there always been one John im afraid..
the font is not my doing either.. i made this episode first with that font, then my pc crashed down and i had to reinstall everything and i also lost the font.
When i work on the flash on my computer it automaticly turns buck to verdana, but when i start working on it at work it had the old font back, and now it's gone again..sigh.. -_-

[The Fall of Gandalf 2]

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More of the same shit... dunno why I'm even bothering reviewing this, I think that was even worse then the first one if that's physcially possible. Enjoy your five minutes of fame boys until you have to pull your next flash movie out of your ass... the fact people are eating this shit is beyond my understanding, I've heard of stupid fanboys over the years but this takes the shit covered cake o_O

turkeyindisguise responds:

This is called the internet. You do not pretake in physcially activities (i.e. running, jumping, ect.). So to use the adverb that something was "physcially", is incorrect, both logically and figuritively. You're just jealous we have good weather here in California.


I think minutes is not the proper unit to measure our "fame" in. I belive mega bytes is more suitable. I alone as of November 11th, 2004 have roughly 4.5 mb of "fame" but since you included "we" which is plurial second person, I must include that cssblackbelt2000 and I have at least 25 mb of "fame" which, when played, is no where's close to five minutes. And that does not count how many times people have viewed and watched our submissions. So to say that it has been but five minutes is truely bias.

Isn't it irnoic that I forgot to respond to your review? The agrument that you made that we could not "pull any more flash movies out of our ass" is made false ever more with the passing of time. For if I had responded immediately I couldn't say anything solid about this statement. But now...

As a whole, we have made...let's see...

SIX
1 2 3 4 5 6
6!!!
2*8-5*2
S I X

movies since you last reviewed. You are pretty funny, I'll hand you that. WE WILL NEVER STOP!!! YOU JUST CAN'T! WE JUST CAN'T! WE CAN'T STOP IF WE WANTED TO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!111@!

"the fact people are eating this shit is beyond my understanding"

Aww cmon, you sound like a reletively sound reviewer, you should not be that surprised at all or are we that amazing? I'll end with some words of wisdom I found from IS ON FIRE after you finished bitching to him also:


im sorry shinkosai. do you want a refund?

[Suck My Ass It Smells!]

LMAO!

Random but some funny stuff. I may like Rock (don't believe me? Then check my profile) but Punk Rock is mostly shit, if that screaming is singing you people are officially tone death >.<

SeanSullivan responds:

Well, thats the reason I don't like "Rockers" (I am just jokeing)

[Nobody expects the...]

o_O

In terms of content that was some random crap, kinda made me feel sick, but animation-wise it was pretty good.

Tailzo responds:

Yeah, it really was random happy crap.

[SW R-Episode 9]

Impressive...

Definately one of the best integrations of real life footage into flash, my only complaint is you killed the staff saber dude too easy! Staff saber users are bastards if my experience from the games is anything to go by, they always put up one hell of a fight first. It would have made it all the more sweeter if you cut his head off after a fight.

P.S. On the final part you should do an outtake reel could have some great fun with that ^_^

RavenJinn responds:

thnx,
It was fun making it though

[The Fall of Gandalf]

Here we go again...

More random bullshit, did you protect this yourself somehow, get sympathy votes or just get your dumb buddies to vote it in? Gandalf on fire was vagely funny but this is the kinda shit you put on your OWN shitty first homepage ffs... WTF?! two people worked on this? What is it with these shitty flashes lately getting through with more then one artist's 'contribution'? Safety in numbers? You may not have resorted to shitty porn jokes like many others which I salute you for, but still... Blam Blam Blam...

turkeyindisguise responds:

I really wanted to respond to my reviews in order, but this one seemed to stick out at me. You seem to know what you are talking about. Why, you even have a flash of your own! That's makes you so much cooler then me! Wait a second...it was whistled! How can this be? I don't understand...how can a guy be talking about how shitty my flash is and that it should be on my own site and not shared with others when his own submission, his only ONE submission, god forbid, has something inapporiate, hateful, and/or stolen?!?!!!!!!! I highly doubt that you are a "nice" guy also. Who calls my friends dumb? Eh? Why, we're in a posse and guess who our next jumpee is? Foizzle yo! However, thank you for saluting me for not having any porn jokes and giving me a 6 in humor (which I don't fully understand why YOU gave it to me). I salute you for having...umm...you don't really have much do you...well...I salute you for living in England. We all know how hard it is there...this all the potatoe famines......hehehe....England...

[Shadow's revenge 1]

Better then Sonic the swordsmen...

Looking back on Sonic the Swordsmen I found that had good use of sound but little else and it tried to use shock factor by killing off loads of characters (but it was Sonic with a sword... wtf?!) Although I have to admit you have copied a couple of his ideas such as that room full of robots. Only real complaints here is eggaman didn't create Shadow and why is Onslaught helping him? Yeah he looks bad ass and in his full form he's a bastard, but talk about random! You've given him no motives for allying with him...

luigi-dude12 responds:

if u watched the luigi quests you would know that he recreated him

[Anime nCrap 02]

NANI? o_O

Translation: WHAT? Or more appropriately in this case... WTF?!

Looked like you either intended to do something bigger or you ripped that menu from somewhere as a starting point. The video starts off cute but then it just gets weird, stupid and random... a little entertaining but I don't see why this video should stick around... as for those demented colour backgrounds... the colours... MY EYES! o_O *lays on floor twiching for 10 minutes then gets up* Dammit boy! You trying to kill me? I sue yr ass!

sofox responds:

lololol Okay as I've said earlier in my responses the menu system is mine, I came up with it a year or two ago. It's purely meant to be random so I'm glad you've recognised that quality.

[Imp, episode6]

"Shut yr pothole you pitiful shit!"

Despite being one of the worst episodes in your opinion and the random ending, this is one of the episodes that cracks me up the most! There's so many brilliant jokes! XD Zody's stupidity reaches new heights of funny and the whole quest for icecream is brilliant, my Fave joke ever has to be the Harry Potter advert paorody though... dammit which episode is that? >.<

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Merry potter is in episode 9, well glad you liked th episoe then after all ^_^