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[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 1]

o_O

Easily the best clock crew flash I've seen, there was some great stuff I've never seen before like the use of time code which made the clocks actually show the real time time!!!!

It's weird most members of the clock crew have more skill then the lock legion, but at the same time I never really considered either group to have much skill, yet now I have seen work from a member in both groups that just plain kicks ass. You make the clocks proud dude... just don't be letting them ride too much on YOUR skill

StrangeClock responds:

I never would have gotten where I am now without my Clock Crew friends.

Oh, I'll get by with a little help from my friends.
Mm, I high with a little help from my friends.
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.

I appreciate your words. <3

[Morphemon Duelists 1.1]

LMAO

Gotta love americanised anime.... not! God I used to hate digimon -_-

You can't beat a good piss take and this is certainly that! It takes the piss out of how animes are marketed for every penny they're worth at the expence of everything else! Be it story, adult content or even animation quality. I look forward to the next part if you keep the jokes coming XD

PiGPEN responds:

Im glad you liked it but...DIGIMON OWNS YOU!
err...heh.

[Piconjo Vs. Ninjers 2]

=/

Only good part was the RuneScape parody, the streets of rage sound rips made me want to throw up. What I don't get most of all is this reoccuring joke of legendary frog hate...

Yeah ok you probably think he's a smug asshole but why does that make you want to hump him and do similar penis related crap!? Guess maybe you really ARE the homo flash brothers... good for you I guess... Fight the oppression of gay rights! homos have feelings too XD

Funjob responds:

I know homosexuals have feelings too Mr. "Rank Badge speeks for itself," However if you are so good at flash, and you spend so much time watching movies here to improve. Then you would realize that we're a parody of "The Super Flash Bros" You know Dim and Dan? The rare artists that actually have talent in flash? As for your flash: *LAUGHS* it doesn't deserve that score of 2.40 the one entitled "Beach" I can easily tell what you did. The arms are FBF and the ball is a motion tween, the intro letters are a shitty gradiant that looked good for a second then I laughed. In a reality it's a shitty flash. Our's is better and if you knew that it took 6 days to do. And with your skill, it took you to make "Beach" 5 months by learning how to do a motion tween. You're a master aren't you? BTW Legendary Frog's movie is better than your piece of shit "Beach"

-Shaun

[Computer Problems 2]

lmao

Good stuff need some more apple mac jokes like this because there's plenty for PC... the balence must be fixed I say! XD

voodoo-chicken responds:

Balance is nice, thats why I made one for each.

[Farfanoogen of the Dead]

lmao

Nice to see an animation collection that's actually mostly good for once! This was funny but it wasn't the violence so much that made it funny, it was the random slapstick stuff like the guy getting chucking in the air and not coming down... and of course those random sound bytes you threw in the mix "I'm trying to use da phone!" XD

TwistedAnimations responds:

It's 'I'm trying to use THE phone.' Not 'da'. I mean, shit, it's Pee Wee. He wouldn't go all gangster on us now would he? Get the facts straight Todd!

[Italian Assignment]

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Not bad in the graphics stakes, but the story was a little weak to the extent wtf was very much the thought that was going through my mind most of the time. Probably the biggest annoyance is the sound though it's all over the bloody place! From as quiet as a mouse to so noisy it's distorted!

I'll protect this because I liked the animation but you need to work on your story telling and for gods sake get a better microphone -_-

Eg-g responds:

like i sed i do need to get a better one thnx n e way

[Halo Armageddon]

nice

Funny how I only recently got hold of worms world party (the last 2D version of the game they made) this was a great first Flash! It didn't quite capture the anarcy (sp?) and hilarious choas of worms but it was still a damn good try...

Jack-Mace responds:

anarcy...i didn't knew worms had that/..

[Tails and his GBA 2]

heh heh

I remeber the first one of these... cracked me up... though for some reason I didn't find this one as funny, still more then competant use of sprites though, keep up the good work.

RupeeClock responds:

Thanks, I think what it was, was the fact you probably didn't like or know much about either of the games you could choose, thats all, maybe next time. :)

[Anime Is Awesome]

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Should have guessed from the name this was Bullshit. To the fools who gave this a 10... you do realise how crap this is right... I could shit better flashs then this... ¬_¬

As for the anime is gay thing.... you're basing that on the translations which is nuff said really... they don't fucking translate the stuff... they bloody rape it beyond the original idea... (in blondspeak it's kinda like on the wreseling when the camera cuts away when it gets nasty only worse) But hey not that you care.

Hell... (checks date) 2003... why am I even reviewing this spam anyway? *gets a sexually frustrated fanboy to hump the flash to death and leaves him to it*

RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh responds:

God, when the fuck did I say "anime is gay"?! I NEVER SAID THAT, STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH YOU FUCKING RETARDS. I call anime a lot of things but I never once called it "gay". Deciding on the sexual orientation of this bullshit is a decision I don't get to make, and it's just stupid to say something's gay simply to insult it.

I'm not basing it on the translations, you stupid fucking furry otaku. I'm basing it on the animes that I have seen, in the original Japanese, utilizing the utterly pathetic and stupid fansubs that your moronic subculture shits out by the dozen (I know the girl is saying "Arigato Gozaimasu" but IT'S YOUR JOB TO TRANSLATE IT, YOU IDIOTS, not to have the subtitles actually say "Arigato Gozaimasu"). I'm not basing anything on the dubs by american companies. It's like taking a shit on top of more shit. I don't see how you can say "it sounds better in the original Japanese" when you dipshits can't speak Japanese to begin with and thusly can't really tell if it's good voice acting by their standards.

Finally, I need to ask you something personally; what the fuck is with that "avatar" of yourself? It looks exactly like Tails, except green. Since when are foxes green? And why the hell do all you furries INVARIABLY have an avatar that looks like a differently-colored tails? I bet you run a webcomic too, a sprite comic with retarded jokes and palette-swapped sprites of Tails from Sonic Advance that you laughingly say is an avatar of yourself. Then you poorly draw some other things on him, like a brown coat and a blue cap just so that it delivers the false guise that you're not lazy enough to draw your own stuff. That would place you in the highest spot on the cliché-o-meter, as if you weren't sadly pretty high up there already... jackass.

[Lovely Happy Times]

WTF... A lock?!

Dunno what you're doing wasting your time with the locks... because you have more talent then most of them put together! Your drawing seems far superior to other random movies I've seen like this before, but as with other random movies it has one key flaw...

*In his best drill sergent voice* WTF IS GOING ON BOY?!

Coffee-lock responds:

Hah, thanks.
I haven't quite mastetred drawing/animating full bodied people, so at the momen't i'll stick with the lock thing.
Thanks for the review.