S-K's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fleets]

WOW...

Top marks for an original idea! But it has to be said this game can only be fully appreciated with a tablet, a mouse just isn't fast and accurate enough. Not too long ago I wouldn't have had such a priviledge to use a tablet but I do now! Very nice work! I'll be playing this so much to get used to my tablet I might as well fave this game...

[Pimp My Chav Soup-A-Nova!]

lol props man

Pimp my chav was funny enough but this is a worthy sequel! This time the music can even be listened to without you wanting to punch someone! Best part of all is you can actually make some nice looking cars with this and that's worth a thumbsup in my book...

[Gunny bunny++]

nice mouse workout

I remeber the first one of these and honestly thought this was exactly that until I played it. There's some good ideas but it wasn't done that well, mainly because there's no way to dodge bullets! Apart from stop them shooting them to begin with if that's suppposed to count. also the sword special was a nice idea but poorly done, I noticed a lot of reviewers couldn't even work out how to use them! I had no trouble myself but it annoyed me when you'd have a wall of enemies, use the swords and for some reason it would take out the middle row instead of the nearest enemies... wtf is up with that?

All in all a noble effort but the graphics make dwarfs of everything else about this game...

["Pimp My Chav!"]

lmao genius X3

Slag off the CHAVS! Oh yes! Ignore the American reviews because they don't seem to know what chav is (although their word for it seems to be wiggers... lol) There needs to be more stuff like this to slag off these bums... XD

[Sinjid: SotW]

A programing acheivement to be proud of... but...

Sorry but I don't feel this should top Adam Phillips animations, the only reason it's got this high is because of kids wanting to kill some time and seeing it on the frontpage. The programming from what I tried seemed godlike in complexity and made things interactive, but graphically it isn't quite as good. I neaver thought I'd say this but I rate some of the elite dating sims here more highly then this and I don't even play them much! @_@

["Tutorial": 15 seconds]

hmm...

You forgot 2 things, 'great' movies for some reason almost always also have either badly drawn blood or cocks, but besides that interesting parody, even if it's a little text heavy.

olaftheblue responds:

Thank you. Yeah... I was thinking about adding lots and lots of blood to it. But at the same time I like the effect of Garland entering the battle, the screen going black and then everything is over in a matter of seconds and there is no blood and he's not affected or hurt from the battle in any way at all... Which is why I decided to leave blood out of the movie. Maybe I could have made a text chapter about it, but... It's kind of enough text here already, so... I guess you can call that my "outtakes" section.

As for cocks ... Well, although it was supposed to be an example of all the bad things, I tried keeping it as "family friendly" as possible. I was hoping to make a movie which was approved for all audiences, as I have a sneaky suspicion people making the entrys I comment on aren't always 17+. But then I just HAD to add SOME nudity in it, because that IS what people do to "improve the quality" of these movies. To get it as accurate as possible I should probably have added a cock in there too, but it simply was too gross for me to add a cock for no obvious reason. Maybe if there ever is a sequel... (heh, sincerely doubted!)

Thanks for reviewing!

[Onigirl 15'th MIX easy.]

not bad but...

More of the same, was pretty good but you should change the title! Either I'm tired or that was not as easy as the title makes it out to be @_@

[Torture Chamber]

@_@

Looks like someone liked the ragdoll physhics on Half Life 2 and thought they would try something similar. It's not too bad but I'm glad it doesn't look like a person cause I feel so crap right now I might have been sick!

[Soul Master PLUS]

nicely done...

Far too easy for the likes of me, but I guess it's good for unskilled people looking for something to kill some time with...

[Video Game Quiz]

Not impressed...

Rule number 1 kid... if you're going to do a quiz at least get your facts right! If you can't get something as basic as that right you're wasting these peoples time... but if it's any conselation you're not the first person I've said that to...

Best example of a mistake you made was Zombies/Zombies ate my Neighbours (spelt with a U thank you very much!) not only did you spell it wrong but clearly you don't know your gaming very well if you didn't know this game had BOTH those names depending on where you purchased it and for what console! (don't believe me? Then I'll send you fucking screenshots as proof if I have to!) back to the drawing board with you!

Decleinad responds:

1. I'm not trying to impress, just trying to have something to feal good about making
2.It's not neighbours it's neighbors I looked on my emulator and thats what it is
3.If your talking about that thing where if you buy it in japan it has a different name who cares were in america.