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Tim Farrell... why does that ring a bell?

I loved the style of this and for some reason the guy's hyperness (is that even a word?) cracked me up XD *goes and watches it again*

[Safety Lu Bu: ACEN 05]

lmao oh man XD

Not really a Flash... but still funny! Has to be said the Narutards stole the show though... lmfao XD

[RyuVs.Ken tribute trailer]

Oooo...

Damn seems every bit of music I think of using on a movie gets used by someone else... that's proof for why it's hard to be original sometimes I guess... as for the movie idea it's about bloody time! However the Street Fighter Fanboys will be in uproar over who would be the winner...

[Metal Slug VS Numa Numa]

WHAT? This is one the frontpage? XD

Nice to see a numa numa bashing Flash, (though I was not aware Zero was a numa numa fan -_-) but this is anything but frontpage material despite the pretty good use of sprites...

[Do Us Part]

that's pretty sad... ;_;

Both touching and depressing little story, the way she wants to kill herself to be with him, yet his spirit literally protects her... very interesting concept...

[Anime Is Awesome]

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Should have guessed from the name this was Bullshit. To the fools who gave this a 10... you do realise how crap this is right... I could shit better flashs then this... ¬_¬

As for the anime is gay thing.... you're basing that on the translations which is nuff said really... they don't fucking translate the stuff... they bloody rape it beyond the original idea... (in blondspeak it's kinda like on the wreseling when the camera cuts away when it gets nasty only worse) But hey not that you care.

Hell... (checks date) 2003... why am I even reviewing this spam anyway? *gets a sexually frustrated fanboy to hump the flash to death and leaves him to it*

RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh responds:

God, when the fuck did I say "anime is gay"?! I NEVER SAID THAT, STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH YOU FUCKING RETARDS. I call anime a lot of things but I never once called it "gay". Deciding on the sexual orientation of this bullshit is a decision I don't get to make, and it's just stupid to say something's gay simply to insult it.

I'm not basing it on the translations, you stupid fucking furry otaku. I'm basing it on the animes that I have seen, in the original Japanese, utilizing the utterly pathetic and stupid fansubs that your moronic subculture shits out by the dozen (I know the girl is saying "Arigato Gozaimasu" but IT'S YOUR JOB TO TRANSLATE IT, YOU IDIOTS, not to have the subtitles actually say "Arigato Gozaimasu"). I'm not basing anything on the dubs by american companies. It's like taking a shit on top of more shit. I don't see how you can say "it sounds better in the original Japanese" when you dipshits can't speak Japanese to begin with and thusly can't really tell if it's good voice acting by their standards.

Finally, I need to ask you something personally; what the fuck is with that "avatar" of yourself? It looks exactly like Tails, except green. Since when are foxes green? And why the hell do all you furries INVARIABLY have an avatar that looks like a differently-colored tails? I bet you run a webcomic too, a sprite comic with retarded jokes and palette-swapped sprites of Tails from Sonic Advance that you laughingly say is an avatar of yourself. Then you poorly draw some other things on him, like a brown coat and a blue cap just so that it delivers the false guise that you're not lazy enough to draw your own stuff. That would place you in the highest spot on the cliché-o-meter, as if you weren't sadly pretty high up there already... jackass.

[Pimpvangelion ep1]

lmao

Genius! Finally a neo genesis parody with some thought put into it! I have this theory that pimp from the show Gendo was based on the director of the series... but I won't go into that... funny stuff

[old-anime comic]

hmm...

Clearly influnced by Dragonball Z but some not bad art. My only advice would be to allow people to move onto the next part of the text themselves with some kind of navigation and maybe raise the frame rate, that would make the animated parts more convincing.

[anime prevew]

bah...

I seriously hope this was your first submission, because it was noble in its ideas, but embarisingly amateurish -_- your art needs improvement but then again most peoples art on here does, before your next movie I would concentrate about learning timings and frame rates for movies if you haven't already done so since you made this...

[MGOF Fight Animation.]

ho yeah!

Finally you come out from hiding on the art communitys! Been looking forward to you showing some of these wannabes how it's done. Seen this god knows how many times now but the style still sends a chill down my spine =)