S-K's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Strawberry Clock V]

heh...

DoFaE you may want to check that little light on your keyboard called the caps lock... -_-

Strawberry clock himself I have nothing against (though he's not king of portal material and the only way he could be would be if he were to cameo in anothers movie) but it's his god damn legion of fans with their OWN clocks, locks or now bloody glocks that piss me off.. you have no idea how stupid some of you guys look...

I honestly don't see what's so classic about this... but because of how old it is now I assume it was pretty unique back then... damn funny to think how many are STILL milking and copying this shitty movie style even now... it's like pop music really, they'll keep making the shit if you SHEEP keep thanking them for it... but hey any attention for them is good in their opinion I guess... maybe everyone should just ignore them! Like that will ever happen... ¬_¬

There's nothing more that needs to be said really... so the newgrounds founders make a cameo with their mug shots... woop de frecking do... it's movies like this that make the rest of us have to work harder to prove we're not just another bloody copycat...

[Clock Tutorial 1]

*tries to resist laughing*

A tutorial for drawing members of the clock crew... well shit now I've seen everything! XD

There was a little skill involed here however, though I'm pretty sure you just ripped that code which shows the correct time from someone else... anyways this had a few basic tips I've not seen others really cover on this site before, but there was little else here... just yet more shameless clock crew promotion.. like it needs any ¬_¬

[Ambush!]

sweet! But...

The frame by frame animation qualty here was excellent, it was like watching a cartoon you'd normally see on TV.

However I feel this movie is where it is in the ratings because of the fans of Kirby, rather then the technical skill displayed... it is by all means easily worthy of being in the top 100, but I doubt very much it should be the king which represents all that is capable to be created in Flash...

[=Grand Theft Auto Collab=]

lmao... why am I not surprised...

I don't even know why you bothered making your own groups for the star syndicate, the glocks and so on because if this is anything to go by you're all cut from the same shit covered cloth...

The funnyist part is this shit wasn't even original either! Because coolboyman and a few others have already pretty muched milked this concept to death.

I'd love to see you guys get these kind of movies protected anywhere else without kissing someone high ranked ass over and over behind the scenes, because frankly you would fail... 100 times over... and you know it which is why you only do it here...

Starberry responds:

Coolboyman's collections are mostly based on TV shows, not video games, and they are not made in this style. If you look at the HL2 and WoW collabs, you will notice that they do follow a same rhythm, but one much different than the CBM collections.

In your last paragraph, I assume you are referring to the so called "Mass Voting". Well I submitted this movie at 2:00 AM my time and it passed judgement with a score of 2.1.

You can't mass vote a 2.1 at 2 AM in the morning.

[Becoming a clock]

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Dude almost anything can pass as clock, lock or glock movie that's why so many people are flocking to their communities! -_-

You seemed to have some skill but unless you suddenly get really good it's not like it matters... if you're joining the clocks at this stage you'll just be another statistic or another wannabe...

[BotBrigade TimeTrials #1]

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I seriously hope this was a parody and you weren't being serious... the last thing this site needs is YET ANOTHER version of the clocks... because their numbers are getting so big it's getting like religious fanatics... which for anyone reading this who needs telling is NOT a good thing...

You have potential but for the sake of your flash reputation... don't join those sheep...

botbrigade responds:

Well it went through didnt it, so I geuss it was serious. And there are plenty other groups other then the bots not including glocks, locks and clocks.

[Dark Reflection]

cool

Style was a bit skecthy... but skectchy can be cool too... and if anyone doesn't believe me they need to check some art work like the sketches for metal gear solid...

Getting back to this movie though it was pretty sweet with it's dark tone and emotions being conveyed and at the same time it didn't resort to done to death tricks like gory attacks... sometimes the best visuals are the abstract or sometimes even what you don't see...

Meh could go on for ages about this since it's a fairly deep movie but long story short keep up the good work...

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

ROFL!

Dude are you high? Well at least you arn't hurting anyone with these movies... which never seem to fail to crack me up... every time you think it's over there's more! You may have no place for these movies outside the net but keep up the good work XD

P.S. LMAO at the Ragnarok parody at the end *wipes a tear of laugher from eye*

[How to make a flash movie]

lolz

You guys have a pretty good sence of humour! And as long as you keep putting in the effort too, I'm sure you'll get places with your movies...

[Sonic Tribute Collab]

sweet...

Sonic's become a funny old genre of games... at times it's great and other times it's embarising bad (mainly because of some of the god awful voiceacting and/or music)

There was a cool set of skills in this collab which made it a treat to watch , with some artists I've seen before and others that were a refreshing change like Ultimate_TH for example (only had flash a few months? Well... shit... o_O). Lastly good job using some of the half decent music from the games rather then something really cheesy like the team sonic theme for example thank god! XD

What else is there to say but keep up the good work! And check out my 'strange days' movie when it comes... heh heh shamelesss self endorsement there ^^" *runs*